The White Whale of Separation

    So this coming Saturday is a big GHP reunion... Now, reader, I do not feel like going into detail about GHP, what GHP was, how GHP made me and everyone feel, or what the withdrawal of GHP was like, but I will tell you that there is nothing more that I would rather do than go to this GHP reunion this Saturday.  Unfortunately, I'm the furthest alum from the GHP focal point, and so I won't be able to see anyone, ever, because I'll never have a means of getting to them.  Separation sucks ass.  Frugal people suck ass.  Life can be shit sometimes, y'know?